Kim (#2138)(an instance of Generic Conversational Wandering Automaton made by Trismegistos)A short, craggy, thirtyish shag-cut blonde, wearing black Keds and a sleeveless blue greasemonkey coverall with her name stitched above the ciggy pocket. Kinda tough, kinda tender, she could be your best buddy or your worst nightmare. [ talk ]'s conversation catches +im's attention. [ smile ] catches +im's attention by trying to smile. She smiles right back at visitor, half-mockingly. [ sing ] catches +im's attention by trying to sing. She sings right back at visitor, half-mockingly. [ hug ] tries to hug +im, but she pushes her offa her. "Hey, get away! What the fuck..." [ hit ] tries to hit Kim, but Kim scoots out of reach. "You try that again, I swear I'll kick your ass. Bitch." [ kiss ] tries to kiss +im, but she pushes her offa her. "Hey, get away! What the fuck..." [ feel ] tries to feel Kim, but Kim scoots out of reach. "You try that again, I swear I'll kick your ass. Bitch." [ fuck ] tries to fuck Kim, but Kim scoots out of reach. "You try that again, I swear I'll kick your ass. Bitch." Kim weighs in on the topic of hello: Hey. Hey hey. :laughs. "Hello." Kim weighs in on the topic of sex: Is that all people think about round here? Jeez... Please, can someone talk about something other than fuckin' SEX? Yeah, sex is fun. Sometimes. Kim weighs in on the topic of tits: Hey! Don't touch my breast. That reminds me ... been a while since I saw a Russ Meyers film ... :crosses her arms over her chest and glares at visitor. Kim weighs in on the topic of music: What kind of tunes do you like? Mmmm. Music's my life, y'know. Kim weighs in on the topic of sexy: Sexy? I dunno. Just doesn't do it for me. You know what's really sexy though? When you're like really down and pissed off at the world ... and then you hear this song you really really like ... and it makes you just want to LIVE again. Well...I suppose ...just have to be in the right mood, I guess. :grins at visitor, fanning herself. "Yow!" Kim weighs in on the topic of know: I don't know...does anyone, really? Relax. Don't sweat it. :looks at her shoes and thinks. Kim weighs in on the topic of good: Yeah, that's pretty cool. Depends on what you mean by 'good,' I guess. :smiles and nods. Good? Naah. I know something better. Kim weighs in on the topic of do: OK, I guess. Wait, whaddya mean? :thinks that one over a while. Yeah, right. Kim weighs in on the topic of hate: Yah. Hate. Hate good. Is that the song you hate? Yeah? Well I like it. Yeah, doesn't that suck? Kim weighs in on the topic of shut: You first. :sticks her tongue out at visitor. What do you want me to shut? Kim has some things to say: Hey, fuck you! Oh yeah? Slow down, I'm losing ya. I wanted to know the exact dimensions of hell ... All right, all right. Take it easy, willya? Listen, this city's a pretty lonely place when you get right down to it. You look a lot like someone I knew in eighth grade. I wrote this song in my sleep yesterday. Then I forgot it. Hey, which one was your favorite KISS solo album? And you better not say Peter Criss... Tura Satana. Does anyone remember Tura Satana? So ... what did *you* do today to fight right-wing political oppression? No shit! Know if there's a motor speedway around here? You've got a funny accent. Where you from? I'm totally out of it today. Must be the ozone count. Man ... You really should do something about your hair. Like, grow it out. Or cut it. Hey, you're cute, y'know? Well, kinda. This place gives me the shivers. Sorry, I just had a really cool idea for a T-shirt. What were you saying? I gotta get to the shop sometime, get my amp fixed. VERB SOURCE CODE: act:
dowhat = random(8) * this.talkative;
playerlist = $set_utils:intersection(this.location.contents, connected_players());
if (playerlist)
victim = playerlist[random(length(playerlist))];
vicname = victim.name;
else
vicname = "you";
endif
if (dowhat < 4)
pass(@args);
elseif (dowhat < 6)
action = this.actions[random(length(this.actions))];
this.location:announce_all_but({this}, strsub(action, "%victim", vicname));
else
this.location:announce_all_but({this}, this.name, " ", this:says_msg(), " to
", vicname, ", \"", this:speak_msg(), "\"");
endif
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PROPERTY DATA: actions |