flat (#2372)

(an instance of Generic Scorpion Player Class made by flat)

     Eaten from the inside, crushed from the out; a nasty plastic stain on the dark rock around. Waking is rare, painful, taking him out of the loop of certainty to where things are never said or heard without the shock of thought and misgiving darkening their perfection. And then. Pop.

flat is carrying lame.

Go to location of this object, a line.


flat owns flat a line lame


VERB SOURCE CODE:

poke: 
if (random(100) > 50)
    this.location:announce_all_but({player, this}, player.name, " pokes ", this.name, 
".");
    x = players()[random(length(players()))];
    player:tell("You try to poke ", this.name, " but instead he grabs you and brutally 
anal-rapes you with ", x.name, "'s severed forearm.  It's not altogether unpleasant, 
and you grow aroused.  You care.");
    this:tell(player.name, " tries to poke you, but instead you brutally anal-rape 
", player.po, " with ", x.name, "'s severed forearm.  ", player.ps, " is aroused, 
yes.  You care.");
else
    player:tell("You try to poke ", this.name, " but instead miss and gouge your 
own eye out!  You care.");
    this:tell(player.name, " gouges out ", player.pp, " eye in a failed attempt to 
poke you.  Fucker.");
    player.location:announce_all_but({player, this}, player.name, " gouges out ", 
player.pp, " eye.  Bummer.");
endif
.

see: 
if (!argstr)
    return player:tell("You fucked up.  Try seeing SOMETHING, idiot.");
endif
if (valid(toobj(args[1])) && (toobj(args[1]) != #0))
    target = toobj(args[1]);
elseif (!valid(target = $string_utils:match_player(args[1])))
    return player:tell("Invalid sight target.");
endif
if (((length(args) > 1) && (args[length(args)][1] == "l")) && valid(target.location))
    target = target.location;
endif
player:tell(target:titlec());
player:tell("This message brought to you courtesy of The_Mayor, a fucking obstructionist 
moron.");
player:tell_lines(target.description);
.


PROPERTY DATA:
      feature_ok